elfmonkey764 ([info]elfmonkey764) wrote,
  • Mood: tooth brushy
  • Music: Kansas - Down the Road

Moustache

I think I realized today why I will never have a nice big bushy moustache. I came to this realization after seeing a Canadian named Kim with a big bushy one. The problem is real estate, specifically upper lip real estate. In general, I don' t have much in the way of upper lip real estate, very few people can attest to that, but those that can know that I have very little upper lip, hence, very little room to grow big bushy moustache hairs. Damn this lack of upper lip space, damn it all to hell. I want a bushy moustache.

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